It's The Fucking Kathy Wine Mixer

Ask me anything   Submit it all in here   ALL the wine, ALL the time. ALL THE WINE WILL BE HAD ON THIS PAGE. It's about to get interesting......eh, maybe.

*While we were out grabbing lunch today*
Chelsea:Yea, and I'm about to start my period any day now. I've been ridiculously hormonal.
Me:Oh hey, look. A dead kitty.
Chelsea:What?? Oh no, I think I'm going to cry. Oh, that poor little kitty.
Me:What do you think is worse, a cat being hit by a car and killed or a cat being killed by an animal shelter?
Chelsea:OH MY GOD, KATHY!? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS??
— 2 hours ago with 7 notes
#sometimes I'm horrible at being a girl  #lunch run  #my head is a strange place 

I love it when one of the property managers I work with is like, “Kathy, you really saved my ass with doing/getting me what I needed on such short notice. Let me buy you wine.” And I’m all like, “Oh Tammy, no, it’s my jo…..I like red or white.”

— 6 hours ago with 30 notes
#wine  #i get shit done  #buy me all the wine you'd like tammy  #gotta play hard to get 
Don’t act like I can’t see you behind that tree, Pepsi. Get outta here!

Don’t act like I can’t see you behind that tree, Pepsi. Get outta here!

— 23 hours ago with 23 notes
#coca cola land  #one if these things is not like the other 
Damn You Sam Bailey From The X Factor

I’ve got goose bumps all over and you’ve got me all teary eyed at work because your voice is absolutely amazing and you seem like such a humble person.

— 1 day ago with 8 notes
#and it's not even that time of the month  #let's hang out  #sam bailey  #x factor 

Why yes. I AM that person you hear jamming out to Disney movie songs, particularly I Want To Be Like You from The Jungle Book.

— 1 day ago with 20 notes
#no shame  #my favorite part is when Baloo says get mad baby to king louis  #the jungle book  #disney 
What’s the big deal, work people? It’s just messy hair, pearls, a little color on the lips, and a pencil skirt. Oooh yea, because I only do this occasionally.

What’s the big deal, work people? It’s just messy hair, pearls, a little color on the lips, and a pencil skirt. Oooh yea, because I only do this occasionally.

— 2 days ago with 50 notes
#I'm a bit lazy  #feeling great tho  #gpoy